31 Dungeons & Dragons Memes That Crit You Right in the Funny Bone

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    when your players can't keep your NPCs straight because you can only do one character voice That wasn't me. That was Patricia.
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    When the DM has to ask the table for more dice when he starts rolling damage after you failed the save 00
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    WHEN THE PARTY REFUSED TO LET YOU BE LEADER BUT AFTER TAKING INSPIRING LEADER FEAT THEY NOW HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU Well, well, well, how the turntables... imgflip.com
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    Wizard: Why didn't you check the room for traps? Barbarian: Good question.
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    when a rule gets in the way of your players having fun I'm sorry, little one.
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    NPC: exists My party: Onl Ma
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    Party: Will you roll out in the open? Me, the DM: DUNGEON 18 MASTER
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    @QuestiesPodcast Eldritch Eldritch blast blast ° Warlocks on their turn JAKE-CLARK.TUMBLR
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    The Party: So we're all ready for Saturday right? That one dude:
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    The tabaxi rouge who ruins our stealth mission by triggering an ambush we knew about | Rush iNtO THE Room a It's what My cHaRaCtEr would do
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    Villagers: Run away screaming after catching sight of a chromatic dragon in the distance. The chromatic dragon in the distance: It's because I'm green isn't it?
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    My murderhobo players. Me after months of building an amazing world full of great NPCs. SI
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    The Rogue defending himself when the party discovers he hasn't been sharing loot he finds imgflip.com Oh, come on, come on. I didn't lie. I just left out some facts that are insignificant.
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    When as a DM you can't stop rolling high against your party so you gotta fudge the dice so they all don't die DJ KHALED SUFFERING FROM SUCCESS EXPUDIT CONTES
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    Literally anything that deals a lot of damage A party of wizards
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    Party Member: Guys, I can't make it this weekend. Party: It's cool, we'd rather postpone a week so we can all play together. Me, the DM:
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    When your party consists of a ranger, bard, cleric, and monk
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    Just a bard trying to persuade the city guards that he and his crew didn't rob a bank in the middle of the day with lots of witnesses: POLICE
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    "Why are you interrupting my long rest? I need my spells, Ernie." "But Bert, I rolled a 2 on Perception during my watch and the DM laughed."
  • 20
    When the party gets conscripted to find the band of marauders who have been terrorizing the countryside:
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    Wizard: how did you come across this ring of +3 AC? Rogue (proudly): I STOLE IT
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    When the Barbarian uses the Halfing as a projectile weapon
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    Mimic: *hiding as a treasure chest* The party: "Finally, treasure!" DM:
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    When you're a boss but you see a bard walking towards you seductively *CONCERN*
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    DM: Tell us about your character Me: *unprepared* i was born at a very young age
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    When you roll a 1 on your investigation check Made with google images hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor
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    Every time the players get tired of being peaceful, but they have to explain the DM why the party is killing every single NPC You call this a diplomatic solution? No, I call it aggressive negotiations.
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    DnD Sessions be like The Rogue The Bard The Barbarian The DM imgflip.com
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    When a party member is close to death but the bard knows healing magic SUR
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    Paladin: Saves the princess Fighter: Kills the BBEG Bard: Plays the flute Bard Because that's what heroes do
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    WHEN YOU SLIP THE DM $20 UNDER THE TABLE

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